My patience are being TESTED!~
Yesterday January 27, 2005 is the day of my patience are being TESTED repeatedly and awfully and in an annoying way and manner.
Well i was about to leave McCann very soon which is on this coming Monday.
My final and last assignment given by Kagee which is what i hated the most. Conduct survey again. She distributed 60 pieces to 4 of us, me, ivy, zanda and elle to do and guess what she wants it on yesterday itself. Which means if we didn't finish it, we will have to stay longer and OT in office. Zanda and elle each got 20 pieces and me and ivy each got 10 pieces. We also have to analyse for her after we done with the survey. Ok.. No problemo.
Oh well, we started our morning with calling everyone up and conduct survey via msn, icq.. anything we can do just for the sake of getting it done. I done mine.. quite fast and quite impressive by around lunch time? So i waited for the rest to finish up theirs. Ivy and Zanda each submit their part. Only left Elle's.. Waited patiently. She still busy calling and eating at the same thing. My god! where's her table manners. U're not supposed to eat and talk at the same time. It's very rude and disgusting.
Time is running out. It's 5:10 and Elle is not done with her part. I asked her
Me: Hey Elle, are u done?
Elle: Nope not yet.
Me: Want me to help?
Elle: No. It's ok
Me: How much more?
(she showed me quite a number of untouched survey forms and i was like wtf..)
Me: give me all that.. I'll do for you.
(she passed me the untouched survey forms)
Quickly i total everything up and I am done. I asked Elle again.
Me: Elle, are u done?
Elle: Not yet. A little bit more.
(Me waiting patiently seeing her doing work very slow, type and stop. Type and stop and think and talk to herself. She's weird for gawd's sake.)
Elle: K. I am done.
Me: Alright save it in my S drive and i will analyse the whole thing and sum it up in percentage.
Elle: Wait. Let me work with the allignment.
(Me was like WTF man. No one cares about the allignment. Kagee wants it to sum up and she wants to know the blardy total now to see it nicely alligned and orderly placed)
Ok, she saved it in my S drive. When i tried to total the things up. OHMY BLARDY GAWD!!! It's not TALLY. The age group total is 50 and the races group total is 64. How can this be. It both have to be TALLY for GAWD'S SAKE. I asked Elle.
Me: Elle, why is the age group and race group not tally?
Elle: Huh?? I total my part with yours. I added what u gave me.
Me: No no.. do you understand and do you get me that this age group and race group has to be TALLY?
Elle: Erm.. i did my part ma.. i added urs and mine and yada yada (pushing all the blame to ivy for doing 8 pieces only)
Me: Ok ok.. don't blame anyone about it now. We need to get it done cos we have to pass it by today. Let's work it out sort out the missing figures.
Elle: I do my part ma. Added up with urs (still the same old lame line)
Me: (very angrily and pissed off that my cheek is bloody hot like i drank alot) Never mind. Give me all the survey forms i calculate again.
Elle: No need la.. this is what i do ma.. u see
Me: No.. do you understand .. We need to get both of this to be TALLY!!
Elle: U want take lah (very rudely)
I re-calculate with Ivy and i found a stack of forms which the race part is empty. I asked Elle.
Me: Elle, why is this section empty? How do i divide it into different race group?
Elle: Oh this is mine.. Don't teach it. Just ignore it. This is my part.
Me: No. No. No. Do u understand what i am asking u. I need to know their race and divide it into different group. Can you do it for me?
Elle: How i remember wor. I don't remember. You want ah. I do LOH!!!(raise her voice)
Me: Thanks. (tried to be really nice)
After a while. I asked
Me: Elle, are u done?
Elle: U say want that means want ah.. U think so easy ah want it so fast.
Me:.............(in my little heart and swear :FUCK U BITCH)How can anyone be so STUPID for GAWD'S SAKE!! I still try to tell her why the age group and race must be TALLY but she keep on saying,
Elle: WATEVER!!
The moral of the story is, Next time don't try to be so GOOD to share ur knowledge with anyone else especially chinese educated people and this is what you got back in return. I was so blardy PISSED off and I really don't understand why she doesn't understand about the TALLY part. That's all.
Well i was about to leave McCann very soon which is on this coming Monday.
My final and last assignment given by Kagee which is what i hated the most. Conduct survey again. She distributed 60 pieces to 4 of us, me, ivy, zanda and elle to do and guess what she wants it on yesterday itself. Which means if we didn't finish it, we will have to stay longer and OT in office. Zanda and elle each got 20 pieces and me and ivy each got 10 pieces. We also have to analyse for her after we done with the survey. Ok.. No problemo.
Oh well, we started our morning with calling everyone up and conduct survey via msn, icq.. anything we can do just for the sake of getting it done. I done mine.. quite fast and quite impressive by around lunch time? So i waited for the rest to finish up theirs. Ivy and Zanda each submit their part. Only left Elle's.. Waited patiently. She still busy calling and eating at the same thing. My god! where's her table manners. U're not supposed to eat and talk at the same time. It's very rude and disgusting.
Time is running out. It's 5:10 and Elle is not done with her part. I asked her
Me: Hey Elle, are u done?
Elle: Nope not yet.
Me: Want me to help?
Elle: No. It's ok
Me: How much more?
(she showed me quite a number of untouched survey forms and i was like wtf..)
Me: give me all that.. I'll do for you.
(she passed me the untouched survey forms)
Quickly i total everything up and I am done. I asked Elle again.
Me: Elle, are u done?
Elle: Not yet. A little bit more.
(Me waiting patiently seeing her doing work very slow, type and stop. Type and stop and think and talk to herself. She's weird for gawd's sake.)
Elle: K. I am done.
Me: Alright save it in my S drive and i will analyse the whole thing and sum it up in percentage.
Elle: Wait. Let me work with the allignment.
(Me was like WTF man. No one cares about the allignment. Kagee wants it to sum up and she wants to know the blardy total now to see it nicely alligned and orderly placed)
Ok, she saved it in my S drive. When i tried to total the things up. OHMY BLARDY GAWD!!! It's not TALLY. The age group total is 50 and the races group total is 64. How can this be. It both have to be TALLY for GAWD'S SAKE. I asked Elle.
Me: Elle, why is the age group and race group not tally?
Elle: Huh?? I total my part with yours. I added what u gave me.
Me: No no.. do you understand and do you get me that this age group and race group has to be TALLY?
Elle: Erm.. i did my part ma.. i added urs and mine and yada yada (pushing all the blame to ivy for doing 8 pieces only)
Me: Ok ok.. don't blame anyone about it now. We need to get it done cos we have to pass it by today. Let's work it out sort out the missing figures.
Elle: I do my part ma. Added up with urs (still the same old lame line)
Me: (very angrily and pissed off that my cheek is bloody hot like i drank alot) Never mind. Give me all the survey forms i calculate again.
Elle: No need la.. this is what i do ma.. u see
Me: No.. do you understand .. We need to get both of this to be TALLY!!
Elle: U want take lah (very rudely)
I re-calculate with Ivy and i found a stack of forms which the race part is empty. I asked Elle.
Me: Elle, why is this section empty? How do i divide it into different race group?
Elle: Oh this is mine.. Don't teach it. Just ignore it. This is my part.
Me: No. No. No. Do u understand what i am asking u. I need to know their race and divide it into different group. Can you do it for me?
Elle: How i remember wor. I don't remember. You want ah. I do LOH!!!(raise her voice)
Me: Thanks. (tried to be really nice)
After a while. I asked
Me: Elle, are u done?
Elle: U say want that means want ah.. U think so easy ah want it so fast.
Me:.............(in my little heart and swear :FUCK U BITCH)How can anyone be so STUPID for GAWD'S SAKE!! I still try to tell her why the age group and race must be TALLY but she keep on saying,
Elle: WATEVER!!
The moral of the story is, Next time don't try to be so GOOD to share ur knowledge with anyone else especially chinese educated people and this is what you got back in return. I was so blardy PISSED off and I really don't understand why she doesn't understand about the TALLY part. That's all.
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